Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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