I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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