when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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