the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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