I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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