I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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