just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Its about making memories worth repressing
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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