: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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