I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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