my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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