I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
two words: eviction party
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I am naked and annoyed.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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