but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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