porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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