so that wasnt chicken after all
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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