And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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