Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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