i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I can't turn off my feet"
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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