was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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