It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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