She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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