My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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