I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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