It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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