And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
