I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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