dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
