just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i was born a porn star she said
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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