What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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