...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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