Whod you bang
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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