North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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