what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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