There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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