I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That was before I lit my hair on fire
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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