I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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