Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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