normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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