just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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