He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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