That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I have feelings that need drinking.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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