Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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