sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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