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(661): View more from California

May God have mercy on my new vibrator.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

wtf

(1-225): View more from Louisiana

I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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(703): View more from Virginia

we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.

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(563): View more from Iowa

oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment

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(419): View more from Ohio

Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock

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