Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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