Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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