Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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