Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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