My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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