I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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