Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
tell me about the fingering
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