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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
can u get pink eye on your cock?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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