Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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