Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Randomize
