I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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