There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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